Decided to do some adult things and a majority of the places I required to venture to were all closed, because they were celebrating New Year’s Day (Observed.) I don’t think it’s strange that this is a thing, since I suppose Sundays are the holy day and breaking that for any reason is sacrilege. Maybe I can apply this to my own life by going “Aaron’s Birthday (Observed.)”

No wait, people already do that by having their parties a few days before or after their actual birthday. How about “Work (Observed)?” No work on Sunday, only going on Monday. Let’s do the same with “Payment Date (Observed)” or “Best By (Observed.)” Food a day old can’t be THAT bad for you.