Let me tell you how fucking bullshit it is whenever your phone falls through the gap in your bed and you have to do some spelunking in order to retrieve it. For context, I run my phone charger through the back bed frame, so I can charge my phone while I sleep. This morning my alarm went off and when I went to turn it off, my phone fucking flew backward from what I think was the charging cord acting like a stretchy bungee cord or some shit, and it fell through the gap and onto the floor — all the while still making the fucking alarm sound. Now unless you’re some freak of nature who DOESN’T put their bed against a wall, hoo boy the amount of trouble to get it from under the bed by moving all the shit out of the way, fuck that shit. At least I was fully awake by then.

Yeah, I’m not gonna make that common thing in order to ensure I get up. Fuck that.