There’s an ice cream store opening near where I am soon and needless to say, I’m very hyped over it opening. I’m sure a lot of other people are also excited to have the thing open so they can enjoy their ice cream with all the different types of flavors and varieties it offers. I love ice cream and can ice my cream all day if I wanted to, but that’s not what this is about. This is about the fuckers who always constantly badger when the new ice cream place is going to open because “I WANT MY ICE CREAM NOW WOW LOOK AT ME I’M A STUPID FUCKER AND I NEED TO CREAM MY ICE.” Well guess what bucko, you’re on my shitlist because you’re so desperate for ice cream that you’re going to hammer on the people running the place over and over “when is the ice cream gonna open, when is it gonna open?????” Fuck out of here with that bullshit. The man who cried wolf, more like the manchild who cried wolf lmao.