On a stroll of a walk and a sighted alligator. Now this is Florida so there’s all the Florida man and alligator memes you can make, but seeing one in person randomly out of the blue is some wild shit. I guess as long as you don’t bother them and get in their way, they will do the same and won’t maul you randomly. Don’t present yourself as someone who doesn’t belong and just chill around and I believe they’ll think you’re just another random thing in the water and will just leave you alone. At least, that’s what those shows about nature taught me and I don’t know if those are true or not, because honestly, anything goes in the wild and in nature and I know one thing — I’m not fucking with that shit because I don’t want that shit fucking with me either.