Here I am minding my own peaceful business in a fucking bathroom stall taking a shit while some douchebag comes in with his fucking phone out talking in speakerphone while he’s pissing. I don’t understand the fucking mindset of people who have their phone out in public shouting whatever the fuck they want in the midst of other people. Maybe they’re desperate for attention because they were neglected as children so they do that shit where they’re obnoxious as possible because any amount of attention is enough regardless of the type they are receiving in the first place. Anyway, in a fucking bathroom of all things? Jesus I should have probably started making grunting sounds while shitting in order to signify that there is more than one fucking person in the room of privacy. Fucker.