I saw something funny the other day — those nozzle hose sprinklers that you see nested in the ground that go off during certain times of the day. Except this time the sprinkler was spouting water like a fucking geyser. It felt like what you see in a water park or those cartoons where a fire hydrant explodes and you just have this rush of water constantly coming out. The road started to get mildly flooded (at least in the center, not the entire thing because god forbid people have to drive with flooded streets,) but the thing that got me was that the geyser pressure was constantly going over this car so it was like a hard car wash for that car but only in certain spots since the sprinkler had a set pattern with regards to how it would move the water around. The noise that accompanied it was hilarious too because it sounded like flatulence so you have a car getting cleaned with amusing sound effects thanks to the sprinkler fucking up. At least it wasn’t my car it happened to.