I was sleeping last night when I was rudely awoken by the feeling of something touching my body and I thought it was just nothing so I shifted a little bit but then I still felt the shit on my body and when I wake up it’s a fucking roach crawling around and I’m like what the fuck, so I try to smack that shit and it doesn’t fucking die because these assholes have the most fucking tenacious armor or something so I started smacking it even more and I think I was able to incapacitate it for a little but so I went to go get something to grab it like a napkin and I start hearing the little bitch hiss and I’m like not tonight fucker how dare you interrupt my sleep. So I flushed the stupid fucker down the toilet I hope the alligators chomp you down fuck you and your brethren.