What No Caffeine Does To The MF’er

Holy shit the struggle is real. I used to down soda like there’s no tomorrow just because I enjoyed the taste, but I never really put much thought in to the caffeine content that goes into said drinks. I read it’s about 400mg of caffeine daily, but a fucking can of soda can be like 50mg. That all sounds all well and good, but I’m the guy who guzzles that fucking shit like it’s water, especially when you put a fountain drink machine in my vicinity. I am going to take advantage of those refills and no one can fucking stop me. The past two days I’ve gone without drinking soda (well, I’ve had caffeine free sodas recently) and I find myself fucking dozing off that’s not fucking good. Maybe if I get more sleep maybe it will help me? Who fucking knows. Well with all of that said, I guess I’ll go to sleep now so I won’t be shitfaced as fuck for tomorrow, so see you all.

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