A very good friend of mine is someone who I would call the punisher, because he really fucks you over with the puns he often makes. It was something he is really good at timing wise and it fills you with that sense of cringe that you can’t help but love because it’s so genuine that you’re willing to overlook how awkward it is. It’s a lovable kind of feeling and I wouldn’t have it any other way because sometimes you gotta have the cringe to help put your day at ease. Inside of everyone there are two things, one … Continue reading Reminds Me Of Someone I Know

Lighter not included. Continue reading How 2 Park #5

So today I was out and I went to the restroom and it was surprisingly active and crowded even though it was just a small restroom. The sinks are right next to the door that opens to go inside the bathroom and when I was getting ready to wipe my hands after washing them, some guy literally opened the door and smacked the end of my heel because it was so close. I remember letting out an audible “awww” and the stupid douchebag didn’t even apologize. Yes I am going to be that petty over something like this because can … Continue reading Asshole In Restroom

Something I always thought was fucked about Daylight Savings is that it perfectly coincides with my schedule with regards to how I travel. It has been a thing for me even way back when I was still attending school. What I am trying to get at is that whenever I wake up and go somewhere, the sun is always going to be shining in my eyes because it’s that perfect part of the day where the sun is rising. To make matters even worse, by the time I am ready to return back home the sun will be in my … Continue reading Daylight Savings Again

This was what the entire trip was about — to see a good friend’s graduation. I have never been on a ship before, and really my only experience with regards to these things is Azur Lane or Kantai Collection. Still, it’s really neat to be able to actually walk inside one of these and see what it’s like. I do have a bit of an exposure to stuff like this through Ace Combat, and it’s interesting to see how a carrier is when the actual aircraft are inside the ship as well. It really puts things into perspective how small … Continue reading Ship

“Why yes this space is still considered a space, don’t mind me if I do with my FUCKHUGE TODDLER CRUSHER 5000.” Continue reading How 2 Park #4

This coming weekend I’ll be driving on north to visit some very good friends as a way to see them. They’re miles away but I would happily make the trek just to see them because these people are special to me. With that said, I was able to get some time off from the pizza factory so tonight I’ll do the trip as soon as I get off of my shift today. I’m not expecting much since the entirety of the southeastern United States is a boring flat land, so I’ll probably load some random shit to listen to while … Continue reading Another Trip

My LB button on my controller stopped working occasionally while playing FF14 and it’s my auto run button. Not having that is awful and I’ve tried multiple things to diagnose it but I think opening up the damn thing is the way to go. Problem is I need a torx 8 screwdriver and I don’t have one, and when I was given one it’s still not enough. The one I found is definitely a torx 8 but it doesn’t have a hollow center, which allows it to actually be inserted to begin with. Think of a donut without a hole … Continue reading Bullshit Screws

On a stroll of a walk and a sighted alligator. Now this is Florida so there’s all the Florida man and alligator memes you can make, but seeing one in person randomly out of the blue is some wild shit. I guess as long as you don’t bother them and get in their way, they will do the same and won’t maul you randomly. Don’t present yourself as someone who doesn’t belong and just chill around and I believe they’ll think you’re just another random thing in the water and will just leave you alone. At least, that’s what those … Continue reading Wild Sighting