There’s an ice cream store opening near where I am soon and needless to say, I’m very hyped over it opening. I’m sure a lot of other people are also excited to have the thing open so they can enjoy their ice cream with all the different types of flavors and varieties it offers. I love ice cream and can ice my cream all day if I wanted to, but that’s not what this is about. This is about the fuckers who always constantly badger when the new ice cream place is going to open because “I WANT MY ICE … Continue reading The Man Who Cried Wolf

Oh man, sixty days and sixty halfassed entries later, it’s already the 3rd month of the year. Last month of the first quarter. I’ve been somewhat keeping up with the things I’ve been doing and it’s been serving me decently well. Coming up with things to bullshit about is a bit hard but I’m planning on just writing things down as I go and then scheduling them so I don’t have to worry during the times where I have to go to sleep. That is a lot easier said than done because my work signal is fucking ass and I … Continue reading New Month

Leap years occur every four years, which means that on February, you’ll have 29 days instead of 28. Imagine being born on a leap day which means that your actual age would be divided by four, at least that’s how I think it goes. Anywho, I always thought it was cool how the amount of days for a year is more like 365.25, so every four years that .25 adds up to be another day, but at the same time that makes no damn sense because you don’t just decide to save days over four years and then use it … Continue reading Leap Day

When was the last time you ever used a ruler? I’m measuring something in regards to a cosplay idea I’m entertaining, and being able to measure stuff is actually a lot harder nowadays than I thought, because the prevalence of tech means that what am I supposed to do, put the actual ruler into the monitor and risk scratching it or having some weird magnetic interference happen? Nah. Well, good to know that nowadays there are online rulers that are absolutely to scale with the screen that you are viewing in as long as you zoom it to 100%, so … Continue reading Rulers

I was able to get a place to look at my windshield and I should be scheduled to have it looked at a week from this post, so Tuesday. I’m so relieved that I can finally get this so stupid ass thing out of the way and be on my way before it gets even worse. I just need to be very careful with how I drive for this coming week because it’s going to be a long work weekend for me and I don’t want to jeopardize my windshield anymore than I have to. With that said, I am … Continue reading Still Mad About My Car

More specifically, pickup trucks, even more specifically, if they don’t have fucking mud flaps AND they’re raised and lifted like they want to send a message about some random ass bullshit. This is Florida dude, you don’t need to raise your fucking truck like the little piece of shit asshole you are. Anyway, there’s a rock chip on my windshield because some fucking asshole goober driving a lifted pickup truck without any mudflaps chucked that rock into my windshield. We weren’t even on the same lane but nah, I hear the pop and the worst shit ever happened there. Fucking … Continue reading Fucking Hate Trucks

I mentioned that the place I went to, Dezerland, had a surprising amount of quality Sega arcade games, and I meant it when I said it. Shooters and racing games galore, I was able to play some House of the Dead 4 with a friend, and we got past the first boss until we decided to play something else. I tried Let’s Go Island with another friend, and same deal, we got through the first area and we had fun. The highlight of the trip was definitely Outrun 2 SP SDX, which is a handful. It’s basically Outrun 2, but … Continue reading That One Trip (Part 2)

Might make this a series. Picture explains it all. Continue reading How 2 Park #2