Engage Grind Returns

I loved the fuck out of Engage when it came out and I thought I had thoroughly put enough time into it, but when the DLC came out, I left with a bit of a bad taste because of how the Fell Xenologue was handled. Coming back into it, I decided to grind up a team and show that mode who is the real boss of this game. In doing so, I incorporated builds that people have come up with and it has blatantly improved the grinding by reducing it by an exponential amount. With that said, it still takes … Continue reading Engage Grind Returns

The Rain

So it looks like that storm warning that was gonna hit Florida would actually hit for real this weekend. I haven’t lost power or anything important, but it makes it a huge pain in the ass to do anything because raining means it’s hard to go out to the car and go places. I’ve been blocked or discouraged from going to play around for two days now, once on Thursday and the other tonight on Saturday. It’s really not too big of the deal but it feels like my day is I don’t know, empty? Also not being stocked up … Continue reading The Rain

Queue Skippers

I was on the way to bring some stuff to people when other people decided to butt in line. Ok, they didn’t butt in the way you think they did, but they joined the line in such a way where they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and as a result you have to wait ten extra minutes just for their bullshit. When you think it’s over and they’re done, nah, they just continue on and go again, with no self awareness of what is going on around them. Holy shit it’s so sad to see, like I’m don’t … Continue reading Queue Skippers

How 2 Drive

It has come to my attention that people don’t know how to drive. I’ve always known this for a while but it never really hit me until it started affecting moments of my life that are actually directly related to what I do. What it does affect though is the stuff that I like to do such as going to work or going to places I like going to, but then it’s all ruined because someone doesn’t know how to drive. This can range from a multitude of reasons, such as being blissfully unaware, being distracted, or my favorite, just … Continue reading How 2 Drive

Switch Year In Review

Damn this year went by quickly, or at least I think it did. Looking back, I really did enjoy the time I had with Engage and the first quarter of the year was really fun. Engage came out in the asscrack of January this year so most of my playtime was on February and March. I strictly remember my trip to New York earlier this year and all I had to play was my Switch and my phone (RIP Princess Connect,) so that explains the huge surge of gameplay time during those months. To note, I did play Super Mario … Continue reading Switch Year In Review

Fucker Out-Degen’ing My Degen Strat

In Team Fortress 2 there is this strategy I like to do on 2fort where I go into the side spawn that has the two exit ways. The one that goes to where the snipers hang out, and the one that is a drop-down. As a Demoman, I put a bunch of stickies at the very blind 90° turn and just watch from above the drop-down and when somebody shows up I detonate them. I was able to get somebody with this strategy and this guy actually went back to counterplay me. Fucker went Huntsman Sniper and got me. You … Continue reading Fucker Out-Degen’ing My Degen Strat

Asshole Stoplight Design

See that red circle? That’s me. That blue circle? Fuckers, or rather, people who have an advantage due to fuckers who designed the asshole stoplight design I recently witnessed. If you’re coming from the south, as in the blue circle, your side of the stoplight has a left turn green arrow whenever it happens. The other left turn green arrow is the one for people coming from the west wanting to turn to the north, but that’s not important right now. As someone who was coming from the north and wanted to go west, I was stopped by the stoplight … Continue reading Asshole Stoplight Design

I Don’t Read Notices

Was at the arcade the other day and I saw a grown fucking man playing on the DDR while holding his drink that was full in its glass. Man doesn’t give a fuck and then some of the drink flops out of the glass and falls on the pad of the machine. While this is happening, his kid is watching and he points at the fucking sign that says not to have any drinks on the machine, so good on the kid for behaving better than a fucking grown ass adult. I swear, I don’t know what the fuck is … Continue reading I Don’t Read Notices

Candy Cigs

I am a fan of the aesthetic where you have someone with a cigarette squatting and just chilling. It gives off the vibe of delinquent but I think over the years it stopped having that connotation because sitting the way they do is fucking painful given enough time. As for the cigarettes, I don’t smoke so I have to settle for these. I tried getting some generic kinds from a gas station but the shape is fucked up and it looks nothing like an actual cigarette. For taste, it’s just sugar, so there’s really not much to expect, but it … Continue reading Candy Cigs

Return of Taxi

Color me surprised to see the revival of this series among other ones from the announcement at the game awards. I think over the years I’ve become so jaded about the state of the video game industry that rarely do I ever get excited for something new coming out anymore. I don’t really care for non Japanese developed games, so I can really only get excited at Nintendo Directs in the present day. So, seeing Sega bring back plenty of its dormant series and give it a fresh coat of paint is something I never expect was going to happen. … Continue reading Return of Taxi