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Candy Cigs

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I am a fan of the aesthetic where you have someone with a cigarette squatting and just chilling. It gives off the vibe of delinquent but I think over the years it stopped having that connotation because sitting the way they do is fucking painful given enough time. As for the cigarettes, I don’t smoke so I have to settle for these. I tried getting some generic kinds from a gas station but the shape is fucked up and it looks nothing like an actual cigarette. For taste, it’s just sugar, so there’s really not much to expect, but it … Continue reading Candy Cigs

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Return of Taxi

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Color me surprised to see the revival of this series among other ones from the announcement at the game awards. I think over the years I’ve become so jaded about the state of the video game industry that rarely do I ever get excited for something new coming out anymore. I don’t really care for non Japanese developed games, so I can really only get excited at Nintendo Directs in the present day. So, seeing Sega bring back plenty of its dormant series and give it a fresh coat of paint is something I never expect was going to happen. … Continue reading Return of Taxi

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Peace Tea Fountain

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I have some really good memories consuming Peace Tea when I was younger. I think it was meant to be a competitor to Arizona in those tall cans and it was also packaged in a similarly sized can for the same price of $0.99. What I liked about it was that it had a good variety of flavors, and they were all tasty in their own respective ways. Granted, this was way back before I decided to cut down on sugar, so seeing this in a Coke Freestyle was a surprise. I did know that Peace Tea was bought out … Continue reading Peace Tea Fountain

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Chattering Teeth

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Found a four pack of these toys at a store so I had to get them. It’s pretty amusing how something so simple and wind up can be entertaining for multiple moments at a time, because it can serve so many purposes while retaining comedic timing. Is it cold outside? Wind them up. Someone tried to be funny? Give them a round of applause. Just want to make some noise? Chatter away. A person won’t shut the fuck up? Imitate them with the toy. Possibilities are only limited by your imagination. As far as the toy goes, I will say … Continue reading Chattering Teeth

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Shill Pokemon

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I shall pull a page from everyone’s inspiration – The AVGN. You remember his rant about how people want shit with penguins? Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna talk about but for Pokemon. Now the average person will say that Charizard is the shill Pokemon, but for me, it’s Eevee. It seems like no matter what they want to fucking shill this little piece of shit no matter what, because it’s so fucking easy to introduce a gameplay mechanic and just go “hurr durr let’s make it an evolution haha.” It’s essentially the second Pikachu at this point and if the … Continue reading Shill Pokemon

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Vs. Super Mario Bros.

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Played a bit of this version at the arcade and I have to say, it’s filled with a lot of asshole design. Enemy placements meant to fuck speedrun strats, random invisible blocks you would expect to find in shitty mcshitface’s first Mario Maker level, and a sucky ass control setup guaranteed to give you carpal tunnel syndrome — also tall height unfriendly. With that said, I was able to get the 1up trick working and was able to finish the game after that. It’s an interesting take on the original game, and I’m glad all the bullshit they put in … Continue reading Vs. Super Mario Bros.

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Assholes At The Arcade Again

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If you haven’t realized, arcades are breeding ground for neglectful parents to leave their little shits running around unattended. One example demonstrated here is a group of kids going inside to karaoke box and just fucking around and not actually putting money into the machine. They are essentially hogging it from other paying customers, so one of the workers had to tell them to get out. One of the little shits in response asked if he owned the place, thus challenging authority. What a fucker. Then as retaliation, they destroyed the fucking volume control on the headphone. I swear these … Continue reading Assholes At The Arcade Again

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Handwriting

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I don’t know when or where I developed this, or rather started thinking of it, but I remember when I was younger that handwriting is very important — it’s pretty much like a fingerprint and it’s something that defines you because it’s very hard for someone to copy your handwriting in an exact manner. From that thought process, I thought that handwriting was something that you should be proud of, and if someone were to insult it, you should take real offense to it. The best part about that is that someone I know would say that my handwriting was … Continue reading Handwriting

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Daily Mood

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I always thought it would be amusing to have this blog develop or rather show the devolution of a man going into madness over time. Everything when I first started was innocent at first, but they felt a little bit “no effort” and would often just have a random quip about something without going into any detail. The standard I do now is to put just a tiny bit more effort so that when people scroll through the main page, the previews of the actual excerpts get cut off a little bit so it looks like I’m actually putting effort … Continue reading Daily Mood

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Hilarious People

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I fucking love it whenever you see somebody who thinks they’re fucking hilarious whenever they try to make a comment about something and I really don’t know if it’s ironic, or they are really that fucking NPC but in real life. For reference, a place is opening where they are specializing in sports based activities while also serving health food — smoothies and the like. When they start hyping it up, there’s always that one motherfucker who will go “oooh let me test the equipment and taste test the food.” What a bunch of fucking fuckers. If they’re just joking … Continue reading Hilarious People