It has come to my attention that people don’t know how to drive. I’ve always known this for a while but it never really hit me until it started affecting moments of my life that are actually directly related to what I do. What it does affect though is the stuff that I like to do such as going to work or going to places I like going to, but then it’s all ruined because someone doesn’t know how to drive. This can range from a multitude of reasons, such as being blissfully unaware, being distracted, or my favorite, just … Continue reading How 2 Drive

See that red circle? That’s me. That blue circle? Fuckers, or rather, people who have an advantage due to fuckers who designed the asshole stoplight design I recently witnessed. If you’re coming from the south, as in the blue circle, your side of the stoplight has a left turn green arrow whenever it happens. The other left turn green arrow is the one for people coming from the west wanting to turn to the north, but that’s not important right now. As someone who was coming from the north and wanted to go west, I was stopped by the stoplight … Continue reading Asshole Stoplight Design

Was at the arcade the other day and I saw a grown fucking man playing on the DDR while holding his drink that was full in its glass. Man doesn’t give a fuck and then some of the drink flops out of the glass and falls on the pad of the machine. While this is happening, his kid is watching and he points at the fucking sign that says not to have any drinks on the machine, so good on the kid for behaving better than a fucking grown ass adult. I swear, I don’t know what the fuck is … Continue reading I Don’t Read Notices

Found a four pack of these toys at a store so I had to get them. It’s pretty amusing how something so simple and wind up can be entertaining for multiple moments at a time, because it can serve so many purposes while retaining comedic timing. Is it cold outside? Wind them up. Someone tried to be funny? Give them a round of applause. Just want to make some noise? Chatter away. A person won’t shut the fuck up? Imitate them with the toy. Possibilities are only limited by your imagination. As far as the toy goes, I will say … Continue reading Chattering Teeth

If you haven’t realized, arcades are breeding ground for neglectful parents to leave their little shits running around unattended. One example demonstrated here is a group of kids going inside to karaoke box and just fucking around and not actually putting money into the machine. They are essentially hogging it from other paying customers, so one of the workers had to tell them to get out. One of the little shits in response asked if he owned the place, thus challenging authority. What a fucker. Then as retaliation, they destroyed the fucking volume control on the headphone. I swear these … Continue reading Assholes At The Arcade Again

I don’t know when or where I developed this, or rather started thinking of it, but I remember when I was younger that handwriting is very important — it’s pretty much like a fingerprint and it’s something that defines you because it’s very hard for someone to copy your handwriting in an exact manner. From that thought process, I thought that handwriting was something that you should be proud of, and if someone were to insult it, you should take real offense to it. The best part about that is that someone I know would say that my handwriting was … Continue reading Handwriting

I always thought it would be amusing to have this blog develop or rather show the devolution of a man going into madness over time. Everything when I first started was innocent at first, but they felt a little bit “no effort” and would often just have a random quip about something without going into any detail. The standard I do now is to put just a tiny bit more effort so that when people scroll through the main page, the previews of the actual excerpts get cut off a little bit so it looks like I’m actually putting effort … Continue reading Daily Mood

I fucking love it whenever you see somebody who thinks they’re fucking hilarious whenever they try to make a comment about something and I really don’t know if it’s ironic, or they are really that fucking NPC but in real life. For reference, a place is opening where they are specializing in sports based activities while also serving health food — smoothies and the like. When they start hyping it up, there’s always that one motherfucker who will go “oooh let me test the equipment and taste test the food.” What a bunch of fucking fuckers. If they’re just joking … Continue reading Hilarious People

Fuck. Well I guess I can go about talking what kind of methods I have when it comes to staying warm. First things first, drink something hot. I am a fan of hot chocolate myself or maybe some hot tea because coffee makes me wild like a motherfucker and not to mention it makes me piss a lot. Diuretics and all that jazz. Secondly, do that comfy shit where you get a blanket and just drape it over yourself almost like a cape, but not really like a cape. The hobo style cape if you will. Thirdly, turn on all … Continue reading Colder

Yeah yeah, I know some smartass is gonna go “wtf 51 isn’t cold.” Well let me tell you something about Florida. When it’s hot, it’s REALLY hot. Hot in the Grand Canyon is nothing like how it is in Florida. The shitty muggy nature of the humidity makes everything worse, so like I said, when it’s hot, it’s REALLY hot. Guess what? The same applies in reverse too. If it’s cold, it’s REALLY cold. It’s like being blasted with cold air constantly, like a mist blizzard if something like that exists. Anyway, I actually do enjoy the cold because it … Continue reading Cold