Quest for Burger

This happened I want to say maybe seven or eight years ago so of course I’ll add a little bit of extra fluff for dramatic effect. I remember the days before Covid where Walmart was open forever, and multiple places had overnight drive thru windows operating. I was still working at my previous factory where I thought to myself “Man, I could really use some McDonalds right now.” This was around 2am and I decided to go to the one closest to me. Upon reaching the speaker, I was told that they were accepting cash only and I only had … Continue reading Quest for Burger

Running (Literally) Into Other People

Growing up I went to this school that had recess and most of the time we would just run around. The thing that amuses me infinitely is that there were multiple instances of kids just running into each other like some slapstick cartoon and often times they would smack their heads against each other. I’ve been unfortunate to experience this exact scenario but looking back it’s fucking funny thinking about it. Continue reading Running (Literally) Into Other People