I was sleeping last night when I was rudely awoken by the feeling of something touching my body and I thought it was just nothing so I shifted a little bit but then I still felt the shit on my body and when I wake up it’s a fucking roach crawling around and I’m like what the fuck, so I try to smack that shit and it doesn’t fucking die because these assholes have the most fucking tenacious armor or something so I started smacking it even more and I think I was able to incapacitate it for a little … Continue reading What The Fuck While Sleeping

On my car I have this reflective sticker that gets shiny and all that jazz whenever it’s in the sunlight, but I guess after a long while the sun has taken its power and fucked up the sticker because now the sticker itself looks burnt and it has lost the luster that made it shine in the first place. It’s fucked up that these kinds of things can happen but at the same time I guess that means maybe all the reflectiveness probably wore out or rather ran out. Maybe this is the equivalent of a mirror breaking through something … Continue reading Burned Sticker

I’m not entirely sure if it’s more because I’m tired, the dehumidifier, or both, but I am finding myself sleeping more and more on the couch rather than my own bed, and that is because I vastly prefer feeling clean before I sleep on my own bed. That means a shower and whatnot before bed, but there are those times where you just tell yourself “fuck I can’t do it, just lie down here” and with the aforementioned fatigue starting to set in as soon as I come back home, the temptation to just go to sleep immediately is there. … Continue reading Sleep Progress

It looks so ugly and I don’t understand why anyone would want this kind of shit. It looks like it’s on the verge of breaking and it looks like the build quality just so fucking poor. On top of that I never understood the appeal of these kinds of cars because having to charge that kind of shit just limits on you on the kind of thing you can do. It’s probably super expensive not just with the base price but also in regards to repairs because God knows trying to find parts for this kind of thing instead of … Continue reading Cybertruck

Having the time of his life, also thank fucking god the sun is back out over here, I need the melatonin and vitamin D. Continue reading Doggo

The answer to all of my sleep problems right here. Here in Florida the humidity is the absolute worst fucking thing ever especially during the Summer, which is hurricane season. Supposedly the inside of your space should be around 30-60% humidity, and I was reaching close to 80% on the regular, and I would fucking wake up on the verge of sweating a pool on my bed, and I would absolutely not want to have that happen. So I decided to get one of these babies from Best Buy and it’s been awesome with how well it does what it’s … Continue reading Dehumidifier

https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/ I took this quiz that tests your vocabulary skills and apparently my skills are lacking. It’s funny that after I believe question 37, it starts throwing you shit that you probably would not have known unless you read earlier things in school, which is something I fucking hated because I don’t like reading. It’s funny though because I fucking hate reading but I have a side interest or hobby of enjoying writing, even if half of the shit I post on here is just me schizo’ing out about random things but I guess that’s what’s to be expected when … Continue reading How 2 Words

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I was in the middle of driving to get my car serviced when the ice cream truck pulled right next to me and asked if I wanted to trade in some candy and get some fresh new ice cream. I was busy and I said I was not interested, but the person trying to talk to me asked if I was sure, and that shit really pisses me off because I fucking said in the first place that I didn’t want to do it and I was interested so why the fuck would you try to keep pushing the fucking … Continue reading Upselling Things

FUCKING WORDLE I SWEAR TO GOD I BETTER STUFF A DICTIONARY INSIDE MY HEAD. Continue reading FUCK YOU