I’m just now discovering this thing but my phone has this thing where you can search for emoji that are built into the thing, and if you put two different ones one after the other, there is a chance that the phone will combine them together to make a new one and I’ve been having a fucking blast finding certain combinations and laughing at how bizarre some of them are. The picture above is a hot dog combined with a watermelon, and just seeing the watermelon rind act as the bun and the actual fruit inside act as the hot … Continue reading Emoji Kitchen

Fucking buying a dehumidifier first thing in the morning. Continue reading Fuck

This is the kind of shit that hits me hard because it’s true what you see whenever you do go to game stores, and they’re all like this now. I try not to be the person who dunks on other peoples’ interests, but sorry, Funkos are just fucking soulless to me and I hate everything that they stand for. It’s like an invasive species slowly destroying the thing that you were once fond of. Of course again, it’s the changing landscape and it’s what the fucking people want, but you know what, fuck those people. Also another thing that probably … Continue reading Changing Landscapes

There’s a person I know who is a stupid fucking fucker because of something and I hate that person’s guts. Normal as ever, there are obviously going to be people who you don’t like in life, but then I saw that this stupid asshole actually is a fan of something I think is actually really cool, and if you’re a fan of this specific thing, you already shoot up certain tiers of awesome in my book, so it’s a bit conflicting to find out that someone you fucking hate is actually fucking cool at the same time, but maybe I … Continue reading Change of Perspective

Time to drive on the train tracks. Continue reading Ron & Harry Sunshade

Excuse the shitty angle it was taken during the walk off from the flight. Continue reading Paul Blart Machine

Fuck the English language. Continue reading Wordle Bullshit

Found on my trip home after the flight. Continue reading Corrections Facility

Something that always irked me but not to the point where I lose sleep over it, is the fact that there are some people who are so enthusiastic about things and that they don’t think with your brain whenever it comes to talking about certain things that should not be talked about you. Obviously people love to have the first dibs about something especially when there’s a very niche thing that they are interested in, but really I think that little opportunistic attitude it’s just a fucking annoying especially when it’s paired with a type of person who does not … Continue reading Stealing Notoriety

I was at a Costco eating lunch when I sat by myself at a table. There was a family sitting at the table that was adjacent to my own table, and it seemed just like the average family and they didn’t really bother me at first. But randomly out of nowhere the son of the family just got up and hugged me randomly while I was mid-eating and that shit just fucking caught me off guard. First off, don’t fucking touch me if I don’t fucking know you. The thing that pisses me off twofold is that the father of … Continue reading Don’t Fucking Touch Me