When I was at the parlor I saw there is this little machine that had a thing on it and I had no idea what it did so I was curious to see if I could get a manual but I didn’t want to open the thing because it’s obviously not mine so I decide to look on the internet to see if there is an online manual for it and there was but you had to register for a fucking form in order to do so and if that wasn’t enough you had to have your fucking registration approved … Continue reading Gated Forum Bullshit

The place that I frequent specializes in pizza so I decided to go get a large pizza with sausages a topping and I was surprised to see that the sausage that they use was different than what it used to be and it is a nice change of pace. The sausage used to be this big giant log that was crumbled up and that would be used as the topping a kin to putting it as a little bit of a layer underneath if you were making a deep dish style pizza but this one in the picture look like … Continue reading Sausage Topping On Pizza

I was at the movie theater in derry’s this guy who was taking his fucking sweet ass time while I was waiting behind him waiting to get my ticket which I had pre-ordered so all I had to do was just scan my code and I’ll get a ticket instantly but the guy in front of me was such a so fucking slow ass mother fucker that he didn’t know shit like his own phone number and he even fucking applied to be a member of the fucking rewards program or some shit right in front of me so it … Continue reading Movie Bullshit

You know what makes me a fuckmad? Driving. I had this situation where it was congested and there was a traffic light doing its thing and going on and off, or rather red and green, but the thing is, it was so congested that it spanned multiple traffic lights. Now at these intersections, there are signs saying not to block the intersection because that’s shitty when it’s time for the other group of people to start driving, so I make sure to leave space like a human being. What burns my fucking shit is when I do do this, there … Continue reading Shit That Pisses Me Off While Driving

TRULY, THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. Continue reading FUCK YOU 5

I had a very interesting experience driving home after doing my things today because the time that it takes for me to go home usually occurs during the point in time where it is evening time but because of daylight savings time the sun is already on its way down and I cannot see anything but the thing that gets me is that when I’m driving in a populated area the street lamps have not been programmed yet to adjust to time change so that means you’re left in the dark with all the reflector things at the road to … Continue reading Daylight Savings Driving

FUCK THE LETTER Z THERES A REASON IT’S THE LAST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET Continue reading FUCK YOU 4

I was at the arcade and there was a claw machine where you could get candy and you would play until you won so if you missed you would be able to try again since there’s a sensor that would sense that something fell down the chute that you actually won something and thus stop after. Well I was able to win something from the machine but when I took a closer look at it it was some candy that did not have any fucking candy inside of it. It looks like there was a packaging error or I just … Continue reading Candy Claw Machine Jip

Something that has recently been grinding my shit is the fact that whenever I use my microphone that is hooked up to my computer, it just turns out and doesn’t even correctly interpret the things that I am saying and it gets into this little laggy situation where it just refuses to put the things down and it makes me feel like I’m just wasting my time talking to it because it doesn’t recognize anything that I say. It’s even worse that it doesn’t even recognize or rather it refuses to interpret me saying certain words because I love to … Continue reading Speech Recognition Software