More specifically, pickup trucks, even more specifically, if they don’t have fucking mud flaps AND they’re raised and lifted like they want to send a message about some random ass bullshit. This is Florida dude, you don’t need to raise your fucking truck like the little piece of shit asshole you are. Anyway, there’s a rock chip on my windshield because some fucking asshole goober driving a lifted pickup truck without any mudflaps chucked that rock into my windshield. We weren’t even on the same lane but nah, I hear the pop and the worst shit ever happened there. Fucking asshole, fuck you and fuck your fucking truck you fucking fuck. On a more serious note, I’m hoping that a place nearby will be able to replace the windshield since I want this shit to be dealt with ASAP instead of letting it possibly get worse, since the appointment I was able to schedule is two weeks off.

Fuck lifted pickup trucks.